consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs? More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via virginitay)

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

(Source: blazepress, via sherlock-and-his-hedgehog)

corneliapornelia:

Benedict Cumberbatch doing the ALS #IceBucketChallenge not once, not twice but six times (X)

i have no words

Tags: i dare you

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

image

(via epic-humor)

kingwizardoffuck:

Paul, George and Ringo’s reactions to meeting the Queen and receiving the MBE (Members of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire). 

Fucking love this

(Source: writtenonthewind, via sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins)

books-and-cookies:

frostythesnow-blogger:


Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.

ALWAYS REBLOG

image

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE THING

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE?

(via sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins)

Tags: harry potter

The Formula For The Perfect Insult:

captaincumberbitch:

melissmine:

It’s simple, it’s fast, and it doesn’t rely on problematic language/labels!

(unflattering multi-syllable adjective) + (foul four-letter word of choice)-(mundane inanimate object) =

Supercilious Fuck-Trumpet

Self-Aggrandizing Piss-Spoon

Pernicious Shit-Slide

Avaricious Cock-Basket

Egocentric Arse-Pebble

Reprehensible Jizz-Hoover

Yup, it works

Tags: how to insult